Did you guys see this episode. I was laughing at how much I could relate to this. It's too bad they didn't show Barney explaining the dynamic of the hook. He would've explained so much better than me but I guess i'll have to try my best.

     The dynamics of being on the hook: When someone paints a picture of some magical time in the future when everything works out. Giving you that little glimmering shine of hope that you have a chance with that person. Like the phrase 'Right Now.' 'I'd love to be with you but I can't.... Right now.' You thought you had closure and then they leave that tiny crack open to hook you in.... Leaving you at that hooked state. 

     Are you a hooker () ? or are you hooked? I have been one to be a hooker but only once...I  think . And I'm pretty sure if I know I don't want to be with this girl, I tell them. It would save their time from trying. I think what's worse is being on the hook. That helpless feeling hoping to be something more with that person. They keep shoving you away but in the end they always leave that tiny bit of light that you can't help but follow. Drives my head through the wall.
     Although hooked. You can remove yourself from the hook. One way is self realization. My best friend once told me, "if she wanted you, she could've had you a long time ago." The fact that they haven't done anything themselves is enough proof that you don't need to deal with that kind of nuisance. 
     Or the latter. Confonting the hooker. Walk up to her, ask how m-... And ask her where this is going... and find a straight answer. Make sure the door is completely closed. Knowing that there is nothing else worth fighting for. Then move on with life.
     Given the variables... the chances that any of those advices working may be less likely. You see and hear everything around you. But you are the one who decides what affects you. Too bad there isn't a protocol in life, but that's what makes it so entertaining.

If there is any Electro Gathering I'd love to go to. It'd be either one of these four. My top 4 favorite DJs. Love their music. Love their style. And I highley suggest looking their music up.

Honorable Mentions:  DJ Qbert. Justice. Ratatat. Beck. Nujabes. Major Lazer.

If you guys have any suggestions please tell me. I would love to hear what you love to hear. Next time I do something like this will be another genre.

EDIT* Listen to this effing track by Major Lazer - Jump Up.

so hawt

  Remember 2 years ago when I said I was gonna get a Motorcycle.. well that was a crock of shit.  Scooters are the New in. But I'm stuck between the two

Original Robbie Is Bored Photoshop Drawing!

     Honda Helix (Left) or the Genuine Scooter Stella (Right). Retro Hip? or Vintage Gangster? Right now i'm leaning on the Honda Helix. It has more power and I've recently been influenced by the early 80's with the whole Star Wars scene. Did I mention it kinda looks like No More Heroes's Pimped Out Scooter.. something I would love to do to mine one day.

Super Pimped Out Scooter

     They both have that old feel I love, but man I don't know. I guess the first step is to actually get my motorcycle license. I've been talking shit about getting one for so long but this year I'm making my move! or do I buy the scooter first? and then take the test? halp?

Edit* I just read my old motorcycle blog and... I feel like my blogging has grown up :)  years of blogging and still going!

WTF I was gonna sleep early, wake up to pick up and play Bad Company 2 all morning, but now my plans are ruined  I'm with Hitler... If they don't get a patch fixed by the time Final Fantasy 13 comes out. I'm going to shit a brick, and throw it at Sony Headquarters window. I love Sony. I only use Sony. But ... c'mon guys. Programming a clock fail? I have high hopes that you fix this problem by tonight  So that my plans to play can go on.

All you non PS3 Slim users out there don't get on that network! or turn on your PS3 just to be safe!

*Update! All is well plans will go back as scheduled
http://kotaku.com/5483187/ps3-error-8001050f-the-nightmare-may-be-over

Is it just me or am I eating my own words. Words you haven't heard me say, but I thought I'd be disappointed of this movie on the get go. Jackie Chan has been dissapointing me all over the place with his whack kids movies. Worst dissapointment. Forbidden Kingdom. Jet Li AND Jackie Chan. Failed me on that movie. Makes me sad     But my love for Jackie Chan is starting to show again now that he's doing what he does best. Being my Kung Fu Herooo. Starring Will Smiths son. For all of those who oppose of this movie and believe that it is demeaning the Original. I pray you are wrong. I will keep my faith to Jackie. Especially since there are no special effects... I think.

Disclaimer: This post is naughty. lol.

     Last night I had a funny conversation with a good friend of mine. We were talking about shaving preferences. Like would you like your man to be Porno Star Shaved? or Trimmed.. and if Trimmed what kind of real estate of bush should he have? 2" x 2"? How about just a manly never shave so it would be braidable. Then I asked if shaving art was allowed. Like a Fire Symbol on the guy. She laughed and said only if the girl is allowed to do it too, like a Lightning Bolt. Now imagine if they had sex? Lightning Bolts are hitting the crotch. Which is on fire. It's like mother nature is taking a toll on the sex between those two people. A story of Pubic Sex Art.
     We had another one. Where the guy would have a Volcano, and when the volcano "erupts," the girl would have a hut for pubes. And the Lava would be all over the Village. Which is all sorts of STD Innuendos but a funny story and reason to have sex. lol. I think you guys should give it a try. If you guys ever come up with a story, I'd like to hear it,.. I think.

This story is based on a True Story. The only reason parts were changed was because if I told you how the conversation really went,.. I uh...  It'd just be awkward.

 
I love my headphones

     We all have our little things that make us happy. I love listening to a lot of music, which is why I have to fill my needs for audio outputs. Not only headphones but speakers too, I can't tell you how many things I have to be able to listen to music. I'd honestly probably lose my mind if I couldn't for an extended period of time. The longest I lasted was 2 months during bootcamp, and even then I had to draw my mp3 player on a piece of paper at night when no one saw, and pretended I was listening to music on it. 
     Not only do I hoarde audio outputs. I love hoarding a bunch of old Electronics too, functional ones especially. I love using them, especially around modern technology. You'll see kids on their Nintendo DS's and I'll be playing Tetris on my old Original Gameboy. Film Cameras vs Digital. mp3 vs Casette. I love going to Yard Sales too. LOVE IT. I found a old ass Polaroid Camera, $7 and a old home wind up film camcorder for $9. With high hopes to have those guys working one day. I want to let yesterdays technology know I've never forgot them. I wanna let The Brave Little Toaster know that there's a home for him and his friends too lol. I think they can all live under the same roof if they wanted to. Under my roof at least.

 TV was on and I saw these new Adidas shoes. It kind of turned me on.

     I wanted to buy those shoes bad because they looked so fly. People were being interviewed in the store about their thoughts on the shoes, and they were ranting about how it was Lukes moment. Where he turned into a man. I'm thinking cool I frikken want those shoes now, but then I realized something. I didn't see All of the Star Wars yet... I honestly only saw Episode 1 which was earlier in '99. That disappointed me. What kind of Nerd am I to have not seen the Star Wars franchise at all? Why would I wanna buy those shoes. I don't know the history of those shoes. The reason why those people were standing in line since yesterday to purchase them.
     If I were to buy those shoes, I would just be a poser. Someone trying to fit in. People would be all, tight shoes man Luke Skywalker huh, fighting against the rebellion, gonna get in that starfighter kick some ask? Awesome. ... .. . I wouldn't have a response ready for that, I would be at a loss of words, trying to get away with knowing by nodding at the conversation waiting for my chance to run home to cry in the corner because I didn't know what that person was talking about. So I decided,.. It's time to watch some Star Wars.
     Today I orignally wanted to watch all 6 but I had chores to do so I took care of the main movies Episodes 4, 5, and 6.
     What did I think of it? ... AWESOME I was amazed with how George Lucas pulled off those awesome effects at 1977, but then again I think I was watching the digitally remastered version of the movies.. which was still awesome. I'd sit down to see the originals if you wanted me to. I enjoyed the whole ride. Good story, Good action for it's time. It was funky seeing yoda walking around like a muppet though, and I kringed everytime I saw Leia kiss Luke lol. Even though I always heard and seen spoilers (Family Guy/Robot Chicken) I was glad to see the originals, I now understand why you've all defended Star Wars in its glory and I now stand with you all, not because it's Nerdy! Because that ish was tight.  I'm excited to see how Episodes 1 2 and 3 now Star Wars has finally taken my virginity.. Next stop Star Trek. lol.

    Got shutter hungry in Philly.. I felt bad for not taking pictures lately so I went out and took some. I wanted to take more at different locations but my cars alarm system battery (the remote) started dying on me so I had to go home before I started driving while the sirens were going off. Enjoyy tha pictures. I'll edit it for my profile soon. Although I don't really think these are profile keepers. Oh well.

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i love how ugly this building looks, the drapes are all fudged. I wish I had a camcorder instead
 
Fiiire HYDRAANT

Local Guerillaism 

Pioneering 

I Stitched 3 pictures into this One which is why the right building is starting to look like  a scene from Alice In Wonderland 

Naked People Carrying Stuff 

Waitin for you 

Some Tall Church And Some Green Stuff 

Old School

Actual.. Size? 

Ghetto Knight 

Sliced Bread 

This guy was all up on my Camera but I guess it was cool 

-SwinGngniNg?! 

Poles Get Cold Too. It's Grandma was so nice 
 
Nitty Greety

Cheetah Who?

I Found Delancey! But No Tooth  

Darlings Cafe? There was a lot of Cafes there

Park Bike Here 

Christmas Lights Are Still Out?

Final Stretch To My Car 

I like that persons wall 

Pimp My Car On Acid 

I enjoyed editing and taking pictures. Just wish I had other photographers to play with  I hope to take more soon! Maybe even tomorrow.. I'll see how that goes.

Disclaimer: All of these pictures were taken by me. If you would like to alter these photos notify me that your doing so and if you your re-posting these photos, remember to give credit from whom you've got these from. Thank very much for your cooperation. 

Major Lazer - Pon De Floor

Why is that woman so sad after rubbing her boobies? Where can I get that awesome yellow rug vest? So many questions left unanswered , at least I can answer this one. Who is on this much acid while making this music video?! Major Lazer. Yes, Major Lazer has been a big hit in the Club Scene... or so i've heard. I don't go there often but this is one of their most recent songs! I kinda giggled at first and then I was all wowed by how really awkward and awesome this video is... No..  i'm pretty sure I was laughing most of the time. Now all I need is a dancehall partner so we can show off our new Dance Moves. Whose with me.

Thanks to Timmy Diabetes! for the referral.. you always hook it up with the hot new in scene of dance music.
Other Songs referred by Tim: Le Night Club - Nymphae Song, Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish, Daft Punk - Legacy (TRON SDTK!), Break Bot - Baby I'm Yours.

Referral Disclaimer:
     Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish is NSFW NOT AT ALL. It's really awkward.. in the sense where some guys dad is having sex with a husky chick and to censor it they made the private parts in cartoon instead lol. It's like Major Lazers.. on crack x10.
     The Rest are cool to watch and listen to. I'm especially excited about TRON and Daft Punks SDTK for it. XD